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bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014
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TABLE-BRO

Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.
Im not paying money to compete, im just a table-bro!
by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025
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shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.
Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”
by thepipebombinyourmailbox December 19, 2023
mugGet the shut up bro you’re weirdmug.

Bro-Founder

Brothers, bound by DNA, who established an institution or corporation. Could also be two great friends who own a business together.
As Bro-founders, John and Jack really collaborate on a different level.
by Gerstenat January 8, 2018
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Bro-WOL

John always hangs with his bro's. When John's life got a little crazy he stopped hanging out with his bro's. Refusing to answer calls or text messages. he was dishonorably discharged for going Bro-WOL
by lord73553 May 5, 2012
mugGet the Bro-WOLmug.

On bro

When you put something on your bro
Comes from Chicago about 2010
“Deja said you hit her line last night tellin her you’d eat it”

“Mane I’ll never say no goof ass shit like that on bro she tweakin”
by KillBill312 December 27, 2022
mugGet the On bromug.

Bro-strong

1. Holding to any rules of the bro code in the face of female peer pressure.

2. Resisting the evil tendrils of control that leads to becoming pussy whipped.

3. Watching or observing ANYTHING that would normally produce tears in lesser men and women, but shaking it off and grabbing a beer while making a very manly comment to reassure your bros you weren't about to bitch up on them.
Mitch did me a real solid tonight by not bagging my drunken ex. Yeah, we've been apart for 5 years, but he stayed bro-strong!

My brother Bob used to be such a pussy hound and player...them he met Janine and he is soooooooo pussy whipped. He used to be so bro-strong it made me question my OWN manhood!

Watching Schindler's List with my beothers, a strange feeling was creeping over me and a slight burning was in my eyes. I knew what I had to do. I grabbed a Yuengling from the fridge, tipped it back, and told my bros that I would have fucked Hitler in the Ass and made him my bitch. With eyes wide, my oldest beoth3r said I was so bro-strong.

And that last definition was sooooooo gay! Hey. I tried!
by Wurdsmyth76 October 9, 2016
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