A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!
by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025
Get the Testicle Massage mug.Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.
Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!
Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
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The act of pulling out infront of a Tesla made vehicle in order to activate its collision prevention technology
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