TRUMP CHANGE

When something is very costly or expensive.

Sure, buy the whole building, it's only Trump change

by Bikerbiz August 14, 2018

Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.

I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).

by Indianasucks August 16, 2018

Trump’d

To be formally NOT invited to a party, function, or gathering.

Donald Trump was trump’d from John McCain’s and Aretha Franklin’s funerals.

She was trump’d from my party because I don’t like her.

by Sirstan245 August 31, 2018

Trump Change

When you pay a lot of money for something

Hey we just spent $95 on food for this business meeting. Oh yeah, that’s just Trump Change...

by HASiJ2 October 22, 2018

Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion

"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"

by revvinkevin November 17, 2018

Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion

"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"

by revvinkevin November 17, 2018

Trump candy

The ‘Butterfinger’ is President Donald Trump’s candy bar because it is orange on the inside like his skin and hair. The name also illustrates the numerous verbal, social and political gaffes from President Trump while in Office. Trumpestuous, The Orange King, Trumper, 45, tanTrump, Trumpnado, President Trump, make America great again, Trumpkins, Winter Whitehouse, Trumpy, Trumped up, candy bar, Butterfinger, out of shape, overweight

Whenever I eat a Butterfinger, I think that this is the ideal Trump candy!

by joecoolthefool November 19, 2018