tits in the river

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”
by myCOCKadoodle May 08, 2021
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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.
"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"
by TJaldro69 May 04, 2017
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Tit Fucker

A stupid person that has no brains.
A dumb ass.
by coyotecotton June 09, 2022
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June 25th National Send Tits Day to kile
by onset June 26, 2021
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tits jiggling

Verb (gender neutral). The act of breasts shifting up and down as a form of non-verbal expression. Can be used as part of an proposition or inquiry, or as a verb.
You: *see's something funny*

Friend: What's got your tits jiggling?

Dude I gotta show you this TikTok. It's got my tits jiggling so fast.

Nothing gets the tits jiggling more than when a new episode of South Park comes out.

Jesus! You scared the shit out of me. Got the tits jiggling and everything.
by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2023
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Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb
She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumbtis.
by QueenofDenile March 07, 2018
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