Dick Pole

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.

A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!

by bobbuttons September 3, 2012

Dick weeb

A name you call your friend when they say something dumb/ idiotic.

Leighanna:"I'm such a scholar wow"
Jillian:"You dick weeb you can't even multiply"

by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019

Dick and Dive

The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.

"That bitch didn't see it coming when I pulled the ol dick and dive on her."

by John Niggington June 11, 2020

Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished

Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

by Gordon Ramsay's dick cheese May 25, 2023

A left on the dick

An ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or fuckery. Can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.

This food is amazing! You took a left on the dick with this one!

I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.

We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.

by Jsanti86 August 9, 2013

Soup Dick

A slang term commonly used in the Portland rocker scene during the '10s meant to describe those with a lack of guts/limp member.

"Grow a pair ya soup dick!"

by SubPop Records November 2, 2014

Peppered dick

Little, itchy/red friction spots around the head and top of the shaft of your penis due to wanking off too much. Also can be on sack

"God my dick is itching and burning so much." "You have a peppered dick man, stop jacking off so much"

by Dickno Dome July 17, 2017