Splat the cat Share definition Flag The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her. Splat the cat by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Splat the cat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch