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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!
by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
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God

The only true god.He rules in eternity with his son Jesus Christ and his holy Spirit ✝️🙏.
God is the Lord of ALL things no matter what anyone says.
by Eosjwer October 24, 2023
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God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".
Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god
by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022
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god point

A piece of advice or an observation that is so insightful, profound, and life-altering that it transcends ordinary good points. A god point has the power to significantly change perspectives, decisions, or even the course of one's life.

The term "god point" originated on imageboards like 4chan. Over time, it evolved to describe comments or advice that are exceptionally impactful and transformative.
Her advice on balancing work and personal life was a total god point. It completely changed how I manage my time.
by Ferdifuchs July 1, 2024
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Dank God

Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.
Woah Dank God finally came out!
by balallal February 1, 2021
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God church

Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church
by Dabmaster321 November 24, 2017
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god’s cabbage

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people
My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque
by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018
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