Apocalypse friend

noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.

Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.

Apocalypse friend by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013

white friend makeup too dark 

It is defined as an extremely WHITE wigger girl whom a group of black people have befriended. One such as her believes she can pull off the slutty-black smokey eye look...minus the slutty....

White friend makeup too dark *turn up*

white friend makeup too dark by Gem Dragon Illuminated October 2, 2014

Incompetent friend 

A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.

Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.

Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.

*Tomorrow*

Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.

Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.

Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!

Incompetent friend by DragynScales January 17, 2015

Best friend 

Someone that stays be you and does not believe what other people say about because they know you too well. Someone who's there for you when times are tough. Someone who can be the best to your friend.

Omg I need one of those "best friends" a best friend sounds like fun.

Best friend by Chocolate and fudge February 2, 2015

yolo friend 

That one friend you have where you know all they'll do is create drama and useless bullshit, but you still keep them around as a friend, because YOLO.

Girl 1: Why do you still hang out with her? All she does is cause problems and screws other people over.
Girl 2: I know. She's kinda my YOLO friend.

yolo friend by Gibby_Gurl February 4, 2015

best friend 

a best friend is the best person you know. they are always there for you, always have your back and most importantly despise your enemies no questions asked

"i love my Best friend so much i would anything for her!"

best friend by puppylover545 February 26, 2015

Best friend 

When they have no one but the person who was by them all this time

"Your my best friend" 20 years later. "Your a slut"

Best friend by When they are to lazy to said June 1, 2015