The art of pulling a solution to a problem, money, or a much needed object, etc. or lawsuit from out of nowhere to save or ruin the day. (Like your ass.) This can be used for good or evil purposes.
There must have been some old ass magic in that hat of his he found, because it kept him from melting into a puddle of yellow snow, and he continued to dance year round. (As he set fire to the children. Which he is now suing for the damage their burning corpses made to his dry cleaning.)
by Dr. Spank September 2, 2012
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Get the ass biscuit mug.A descriptive phrase describing something so frightening it sends chills not only down your spine, but up your ass too.
There were some scary ass clowns in the circus just now...they scared the crap out of several children...literally.
Get that scary ass dog of yours away from me! It looks like it is gonna bite anytime and give me diseases!
Get that scary ass dog of yours away from me! It looks like it is gonna bite anytime and give me diseases!
by Vladolski July 31, 2010
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That big woman has the ass munchies
That big woman has the ass munchies
by Tokyo Faygo August 24, 2006
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