Dumpster meat

A guy named kevin

That Kevin is total dumpster meat

by Brandelann December 16, 2018

Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.

meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!

by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019

Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit

Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Meat rounder

Meat rounder is when you randomly choose one of your female followers on IG, click their profile, and then go to every picture of them and fap for 20 seconds. If you nut, you have to tell that girl that you been beating your meat and busted on her pictures

-hey, I accidentally lost meat rounder and busted on your face picture.

-send pic

by tzernut March 5, 2018

Master meat handler

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.

Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

by mack0100 July 21, 2015

meat whisker

Something really fucked up

Hey you wanna see my meat whiskers

by MeatWhiskerer March 7, 2021

Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023