Anal Lichties

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.

Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."

Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Kiersten & Leighton

Kiersten & Leighton's Usually make great couples who's relationships last forever. They are always the cutest couple in a room, and never argue because usually before they began their relationships The Leighton was friend-zoned, Then quickly got out because the kiersten could no longer ignore her love for the Leighton. Due to a Leighton's immense patience he does not mind when a Kiersten says she wants to wait before beginning the rest of their lives together.

Damn! Did you see that Kiersten & Leighton couple? They are so cute!!!

by Lamar Pacheco May 3, 2013

J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.

Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!

by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021

the ligster

The ligster is zach and he’s on the crack but he also hangs in the shed with ned

Ayo y’all seen the ligster Zach walking around

by I’m not Paul February 22, 2022

Dirty Leighton

When a fat fuck eats so much food that his penis becomes inverted.

Ayo Leighton, are you a Dirty Leighton by any chance. - Edna

by Charleston Smith April 26, 2022

Aleea Lichtenberg

A sweet and high energy person that genuinely cares about her friends. She's most likely a virgo, and exceptionally musically talented. She probably enjoys reading and hanging out with her friends or significant other in her free time, and lights up the world with her energy and compassion.

"Aleea Lichtenberg? Isn't she that girl in musical?"

by girlypop26 September 19, 2022