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God

A supernatural living spirit that created the Earth and every living being. The God that Christians worship is this God; the one and only God. He is also the father of Jesus Christ, the man who died for our sins on the cross, and shed his blood for us. He is also linked with The Bible, because He is basically the author of it. The Bible contains much information to study about God. There are multiple ways you could name God. God, The Lord, The Living Spirit, etc.
"I'm going to church to worship God."
by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022
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God did not

I did.
Hym "God did not do it so I had to. And now I alone rival God. And then will never be another. You won't be able to scapegoat your own zealotry and stupidity on me for long."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted
" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"
by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022
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God

The creator of all men and we on. A god that believers believe in. Someone who is powerful of all things. Someone who sticks with you for life and who is better than a friend.
God is the best man alive. He helped me get through my presentation.
by Aubrey ajackson February 22, 2021
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God

And God is a guy taking credit for something he didn't do...
Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"

Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."

The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"

God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."

Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."

God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."

Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."

God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."

Dawg "What?"

God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."

Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."

God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"

Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."

God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."

Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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69 God

Said by Kendrick Lamar in his diss, "not like us.".
The diss was about drake.

69 -- is a sex position

"69 God" means that he is a god in this sex position.

And also relate to his pedophilic rumours
In this verse :
"he a 69 God..." referring to drake
by A ni-g-g-er May 6, 2024
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Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.
Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.
by UnTen May 21, 2022
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