dick sniffler

A friend who is either male or female trying to smell there friends penis to smell there friends girlfriends vagina on it.

Stop it leave me alone richard!! I've already taken a shower you dick sniffler

by Hooverdog69 April 28, 2021

dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.

Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!

by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

dick nibbler

One who nibbles dicks.

Harvey Milk paved the way for gay rights and dick nibblers everywhere! Now you can nibble dicks and be a school teacher, a daycare assistant, and a babysitter!

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

Dick and Dive

The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.

"That bitch didn't see it coming when I pulled the ol dick and dive on her."

by John Niggington June 11, 2020

dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!

by Telephony February 26, 2017

Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.

I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.

by Weedo August 2, 2017

Sweating Dick

Sweating Dick means extremely hot

Damn it's 117°F degrees outside, I'm sweating Dick

by Hoodlum E August 6, 2023