Dick Twitch 

The shaky tingles a guy gets in his dick after he busts a nut.

Stop bitch!! You know I can’t take that shit once I get the dick twitches!!!

Dick Twitch by FreddyKT December 2, 2017

dick dew 

Refers to pre-cum occasionally excreted from the male penis to be used as lubrication during intercourse.

Hey Bill... what the fuck is that on your hand... oh my god, it's Dick Dew!

dick dew by EternitySpent August 29, 2007

dick lickin' good 

When something is so tasty that you'd lick a dick just to taste it.

Jo: My golly these are some dick lickin' good mashed pertaters!
Mo: *covers dick in mashed potatoes* Lick them off.
Jo: Coitanly, because those pertaters are dick lickin' good!

dick lickin' good by Big Dan the Big Man February 28, 2008

Dick Head

Someone who is looking up "Dick Head"

A Dick Head: I'm going to look up "Dick Head" on Urban Dictionary.

Dick Head by the thing that eats March 16, 2010

dick sneeze 

jizzing on bitches...

bitch you wanna see my dick sneeze???

dick sneeze by ironmankkk January 16, 2011

Dick printing 

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.

Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".

Dick printing by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

dick ants 

A common alement from fucking an anthill. Then then are spread from host to host during intercourse via ejaculation.

Blood, globs of semen, ant carcasses are signs of dick ants.
A common case was on 4chans section called /b/ or random where anonymous posted asking for help. The post indicated he knew nothing about dick ants.

"Bitches don't know bout' my dick ants."

dick ants by anonymousTyTy August 28, 2011