A cat 

a type of animal created to bother you every time because they feel superior and don’t give a fuck about you unless it’s petting them, but they’re so cute you can’t ignore them.

“I heard something meowing!”
“Oh it’s always a cat.”

A cat by Alex 🍂 (Taylor’s version) August 14, 2023

Daddy Cat 

A "daddy cat" is that big, rugged boy who's been around the block. You can spot them by their wise, sad eyes and maybe a few battle scars. With their chubby cheeks and expressive, weathered eyes that seem to hold a lifetime of experiences, they exude a unique handsomeness that can sometimes give the impression of being a bit grumpy. Despite the tough exterior, these guys are real softies inside – like big sweet babies who think they're the boss. These big boys get along great with other cats and give off protective vibes over their cat family.

Look at that big daddy cat. He is all cheek.

Daddy Cat by StrongHeartsCatRescue August 30, 2023

soggy cat 

the soggiest pussy on planet earth, also named shark

Hey can you show me that soggy cat picture
Splendid

soggy cat by hva94 September 28, 2023

bread cat 

A word used to define a short fat guy with no swag, nor steeze. This person can optionally have a obese mother.
Furthermore, a Bread Cat has NO HOES at all.

"Hey look at that short idiot with a fat mom, he must be a bread cat!"

bread cat by KalleTheRealer October 30, 2023

Zena Cat

Zena cat is a little mischievous creature from the pits of hell.

Sanstwotwo: Hey do you know that shadowfan12507 guy?
Person 2: The one that posts Zena Cat?
Sanstwotwo: yeah, he got banned!
Person 2: Deserved, imagine dying to boa h smh

Zena Cat by kock25555 November 4, 2023

hide the cat 

to get high.

Wanna hide the cat after school?

hide the cat by ahh lecks November 6, 2009

Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat 

- A rare sub-species of Jungle Cat distantly related to those found in parts of Asia & Indonesia.
- Usually found in South America, however occasionally can be found in the cooler climates of the Pacific Northwest, particularly Vancouver, BC.
- These wild cats pounce on unsuspecting victims, often as they fall asleep in bed, or prepare dinner.

The Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat said rawr as it pounced upon its unsuspecting victim

Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat by jcit July 19, 2010