hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.

"The hands-free pullback is my signature"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022

Henderson Hand Warmer

On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.

Sarah just gave Steed a Henderson Hand Warmer!

by Havenoshame June 22, 2022

The hand that feeds

Don't bite it.

Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

Hands

When a mf says something stupid you say “hands” and slap the persons hand. If the person says “no nothing” before you say “hands no nothing” the hands is canceled out.

Ty just asked me what obamas last name is, I had to get my hands for that one

by Luh Tenup February 18, 2022

snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008

handing out pamphlets

The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons

I told her about my break up and she started “handing out pamphlets” at the reunion

by Ball player October 4, 2023

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025