Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned

Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint

by JackerCrack March 10, 2023

John

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY

did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john

by cockman720 March 15, 2023

John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023

John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes

I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!

by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023

Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

st john the evangelist

the worst tcdsb school in all of toronto

person one: "Do you go to st john the evangelist?"
person two: "Yes.. i go to SJE.."
person one: *walks away*

by emophile March 18, 2023

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023