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Internet white knight

A desperate guy on the internet who will do anything to defend women, even if they are in the wrong. Logic and rationality are not his virtues. He hopes that defending women on the internet might somehow increase his chances of getting laid.
Man 1 - She only wants him for his money. She is a gold digger.

Internet white knight - Don't talk about her like that. She is a woman. So what if he wants money from men?

Man 1 - Aren't men and woman equal? Shouldn't she pay her own bills instead of making the man pay?

Internet white knight - (Speechless)
by Awwfwwj January 26, 2014
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Whiting Out a Dime

A sentence used to express having a copious amount of money. As if you have enough money that defacing, or whiting out small amounts of currency would have no effect on your financial state.
Jacob: Hey, Brandon! My mom raised my allowance to $15 today! I'm whiting out a dime on this one!
by chelsea- June 23, 2009
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Dear white people

A patronizing bastardization of words used by black SJW's to blame the white man for all their problems.
Black SJW: Dear white people, stop existing you evil colonizing neo nazis. Go take a shower!

White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.
by UltimateDoge September 19, 2021
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White Man's Whore

A girl who's a whore for white men. Usually they are boys that look like they haven't showered in weeks, haven't slept since 2005 and have curly hair
"If you don't look like you haven't slept since 1980 and you don't have a pale ass skin, then don't dm me"

"Uh, you're such a white man's whore!"
by 90swhore September 25, 2018
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White Trash Exchange

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to effect an exchange of damaged or unwanted merchandise for merchandise more desirable (e.g., not damaged or destroyed through one's own negligence or abuse), to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to "white trash rebate," "white trash refund," "white trash warranty claim," "white trash regifting," etc.
Claude's colorblindedness caused him to cross some wires and short out his new car stereo, but he remained calm because he knew he could effect a white trash exchange and likely moan and groan enough to get free installation of the replacement stereo.
by texlex61 January 27, 2009
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Mug-Me White

The shade of white used on iPod brand headphones. A person listening to an iPod (as opposed to another brand mp3 player or a radio) can often be easily picked out based on the color of their headphones. Real iPods are popular on the black market, thus making them more likely to be stolen.
I went out and bought some black earbuds because I didn't like walking around wearing the mug-me white ones.
by Rat Fink October 27, 2008
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White Girl Yoga

Shape without content. The degradation of philosophy into gymnastics and of spiritual depth and perennial wisdom into an aesthetic cliché.

White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .

It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”

“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”

-“Hey, do you like my new top?

-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
by Adam Andros December 24, 2020
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