middleing

to have sex with a person's nose.

its the way his nose fits that makes middleing so enjoyable.

by Clare_Bear June 21, 2007

Kate Middleton

A benefitor of affirmative action, and she's not even African.

Why is Kate Middleton a benefitor of affirmative action?

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020

Middlesbrough

Home of the chav, drug capital of the UK and a rite shithole. Although,neighbouring Newcastle needs to be cock slapped because it is somehow even worse.

"Christ this place stinks of shit! are we in manchester?
..."No middlesbrough"

by Sean_David_Iley April 5, 2008

Muddle

When you get you're baby dressed up to go out and as you're leaving you find him/her out side standing in a puddle of mud , so you take her inside and change her and when you're on the way she starts crying and you reach for her bottle only to realize that u left it at home , and you tell her thats what u get for stepping in the muddle ....mud+puddle+bottle

" Gaby why did u have to step in that muddle"

by deerox February 10, 2009

Middlesbrough Accent

A hacking cough. Derivation thought to stem from the abnormaly high level of smog in the small town with equally poor football team of the same name.

My grandad smoked 80 a day and worked in an Asbestos factory, he develped quite a Middlesbrough accent in later years, i can tell you.

by DansG November 14, 2006

mindless dribble

the words, phrases, or blobs of sound that come out of a person's mouth when extremly intoxicated, usually under the influence of multiple intoxicating substances at the same time. for example: someone under the influence of LSD and high levels of alcohol will have a conflict between their speech patterns, due to the confusion of tripping their balls of on acid and the usual affects someone plastered drunk would demonstrate. someone not under the affects of these drugs at the same time would not be able to understand this type of speech, however, someone who is also under the affects of similar substances will have a greater meaning for the sound(s).

" that kid is so spun out drunk hes spittin' mindless dribble all over the place"

by dubmaster, fresh August 18, 2011

muddles

Muddles is a form of cuddling which include wondering hand syndrome which leads to sexual intercourse.

foreplay under pretense of cuddling =)

Hey baby, did you want to come over for some muddles?

by Steven123456789 June 10, 2008