Little John

A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide

Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!

by Con_kae May 22, 2024

little Johnnys ant 123

small is what you are you're age is between 1-3

you're a little Johnnys ant 123 Bruh it's obvious

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Little Lord Fart Leroy

When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.

I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.

by Little Lord Fauntleroy May 24, 2024

Little Timmy

an occupationally obese, prepubescent or early teen, who acts edgy online, most likely because his mommy didn't make him pizza rolls for lunch

Online comment: KYS Jew

Reply: uh oh! Sounds like Little Timmy (or Jimmy) stayed up passed his bedtime!

by Dr. Ough May 29, 2024

little johnny fortnite

The most retarded person in the world

Yo that kid be like little johnny fortnite

by Johnny the retarded gay nigga May 30, 2024

little piggy went home

when you’re snausaging and slip the pinky toe in the front hole

my guy was snausaging me and he tried to make sure the last little piggy went home

by spicynuggz June 2, 2024

Little

I meant to say "as little."

Hym "Little side note, my hours have been substantially cut. I literally can't work anywhere else because of my car. If I get fired, the game ends. If I get evicted, the game ends. I don't care enough about being alive to endure homeless and I'm not going to give my parents the amount of control over my life they are going to want if I have to move in with them. So, what's the deal here? Is it today or what? Try and let me know while I have some cash so I can get a nice last meal."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024