Bag of Chips

That one guy at the party (sometimes drunk) who acts way too cool for his own good. He usually has huge muscles, to compensate for his small penis, and wears obscenely tight shirts to show them off. He has a deep voice and occasionally joins a conversation to try and sound deep, but fails, making himself sound like an idiot. People like to make fun of him behind his back, often using the "far out" gesture made by turning your hand into a telephone by closing you fist and extending only the pinky finger and thumb and rotating at the wrist, to represent him so as not to let the Bag of Chips know you are talking about them.

Jennifer: Do you see that guy at the chip bowl?

Sarah: Yeah. Did he try talking to you about the rain forest too?

Jennifer: Yeah. Then he told me how often he works out.... Total Bag of Chips... *hand gesture*

by Hate's football parties August 22, 2009

douche bag

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

by Bob November 17, 2004

douche bag

a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006

Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.

He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.

by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

Hoar-Bag

Someone who is a dick, bitch, ass, etc. Can be used in the same sense as calling someone a dumb shit, a tool, a dick fuck, whatever.

Stop bein such a fucking hoarbag you ass.

by Schlemokle March 24, 2003

Bag of Dicks

A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.

Yes. You're a dick. A bag of dicks.

by cakenflies October 7, 2003

Horror Bag

Kevin Douglas McKee

Kev, you're such a fuckin' horror bag.

by Mitch Connor March 13, 2004