Zoomee

People born after 2010.

"What year were you born in?"
"2012
"Oh dang, you a Zoomee!"

by Otakupriestess October 11, 2020

Zoom you later

to cause violent and uncontrollable diarrhea at an unspecified time in the near future

If you eat that expired bean burrito it will really zoom you later.

by itspoopytime October 26, 2020

Zoomba

An online store that allows you to buy and pay small small or lockdown an item to avoid paying higher prices.

Jude told me to buy the latest playstation on Zoomba

by Bertatech November 1, 2020

Zoomba

An online store where people can buy items and pay small small

Jane got is new washing machine from Zoomba

by Bertatech November 1, 2020

Zoombating

The act of masturbating on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin got busted for Zoombating.

by Dominican traveler 69 November 3, 2020

Zoom classes

What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.

Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything

by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020

Zoom

School in 2020

I should be in zoom class while I'm writing this sentence.

by LeMonJames November 9, 2020