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Pretending to care on something or someone, not because you do really care, but because you want to look kind and good in the eyes of other people, even though you are lying to them and hide them the facts.
Transperson: You can identify any gender as you like, I can even identify as 5 year old girl, so I can take any young boys I want, without being a creep.

Woke: Stunning and brave!
woke by Peanut Vendor May 27, 2024
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Self righteous, narrow minded, ignorantly judgmental, all under the guise of false pretentiousness. They're the opposite of being aware , concerned , and genuinely attuned to moral values.
Dumb fuck woke college kids protesting perceived injustice while supporting terrorism, rape, and anti-lgbtq policies.
Woke by eyeknowitall June 4, 2024
A deliberately ill-defined term functioning as a catch-all grievance basket that individuals who lean to the political right use to vaguely describe the perceived ills of society. Often used as a slur to disparage their ideological opponents, and frames being intolerant of things like intolerance, as equivalent to objectively offensive intolerant behaviour.
Person 1: Late stage capitalism has exacerbated economic inequality to historic levels.

Person 2: Whatever you saywoke mob leftist”.
Woke by illGreg June 6, 2024
Umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and thinks of themselves as saviors with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant to the irrationality of their claims and the problems they create. These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending racism and perpetuate mental illnesses as the norm.

It has older definitions that meant to be aware of political issues, but that is rarely if ever used anymore today.
"Timmy's teacher tried to convince him at the age of 4 that he can become a girl? Dang she's woke!"

"Black people are being given this job automatically without needing the same qualifications as others!? That's woke!"

"Everything in this show revolves around this overpowered girlboss character who happens to be trans and everything in the story is about how oppressed she is, how evil white people are, and how awesome she is. Nothing can touch and she is never wrong...Woke garbage!"
Woke by Anari Phox May 1, 2026
A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.
I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.
Woke by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024
To be hateful racist ,intolerant and sexist without repercussion as well as pushing toxic degenerate behaviour and pushing fringe minority immoral behaviour onto the masses. While pretending to be virtuous and a being of morality which is a false and leads to more hatred and division
To be woke was meant to be virtuous but failed to do so and instead breeded intolerance and hatred
Woke by Count R December 22, 2024
A complex ideology of which the definition changes depending on the context.

Woke (social): An attempt to appear holier than thou by supporting groups of people believed to be oppressed, such as a particular race, gender, or sexual orientation, often to a fanatical degree.

Woke (corporate): Using tokenism, or ‘boxticking,’ to force diversity into a piece of media usually for the purpose of attempting to appear virtuous, pandering to minorities, and/or chasing ESG scores; Performative diversity.

Woke (political): A far left political ideology primarily concerned with identity politics (sexual orientation, race, gender/sex, and gender identity) and the perceived need for social justice and political/policy action to help minority groups that are believed to be oppressed.

Wokism (broad): Assigning value to people based on mainly their intrinsic biological characteristics, but also some circumstantial characteristics such as wealth or education; The assertion that reality is subjective, such as the idea that there are more than two genders (sexes) or that gender doesn’t exist at all, and also a belief that morality does not exist; The belief that one must not only tolerate, but embrace the subjective reality of others, especially if they are in a minority group.
(Social) Amy supports transgender women because she thinks they're oppressed, when they essentially have the freedom to walk into whichever bathroom or locker room they want. She's so woke.

(Corporate) Disney's just had its thirteenth 'first gay kiss.' What a woke company.

(Political) Democratic candidate Jane Doe should never be president because she's far too woke.

(Broad) Wokism is a blight upon western civilization, and if we don't get rid of it, China will destroy us all.
Woke by RememberBubblebutt February 14, 2025