A penis - The salami being the penis and the beard, the pubes.
First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"
First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"
by Darkindy-UD January 18, 2010
Get the bearded salamimug. A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.
by Ace Binkley December 24, 2005
Get the Toogie Beardmug. The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.
by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010
Get the Anal Beardmug. When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch
The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
Black Beard Bitch!
I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.
Clean yourself up captain hook!
I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.
Clean yourself up captain hook!
by A Very Casious February 11, 2009
Get the Black Beardmug. A very rare Vagina, commonly found in the south western United states, but also discovered in other cuntries as well. This vagina has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the labia. One way to find out that your lady has a Bearded Alligator is that she has Pubes often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. If you find out too late you can kiss you dick bye bye.
Steve-"Hey Johnny, what happened to your dick?"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"
by batsoup August 3, 2009
Get the Bearded Alligatormug. by Bastien McBeard August 25, 2011
Get the man beardmug. My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face.
by Jeffy! May 15, 2005
Get the bearded dragonmug.