weedling

To pee a small amount. Usually happens when extremely nervous or excited.

Girl 1: The exams had me incredibly stressed out, I was so worried I was going to fail.
Girl 2: Oh god, me too. I was so jittery before the tests that I was weedling a little bit.

by ClumsyAnteater October 8, 2009

ninja wedding

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.

"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."

by Joe Morbo December 9, 2008

Naked wedding

A wedding ceremoney where the bride and groom and all the guest are naked.

Did you go to that naked wedding?

by Deep blue 2012 November 19, 2009

Klingon Wedding

A sex act that involves one or both partners requiring medical attention the next day.

They limped out of bed, looking so beaten up that they must have been in a Klingon Wedding

by dlarocco84 June 29, 2010

The Brown Wedding

A contest between newlyweds where they tie the second knot of the night. They both insert tampons into their ass and then they tie them together, another type of matrimony. A game of tug of war is then played. It really is a game of skill and butt tightness, a dry butt hole is recommended, as any type of slippery will lessen your chances of winning. If the woman loses, she must use the tampon and if the man loses, the woman must use the tampon.

Ben: Did you have the brown wedding on your honeymoon?
Bernard: Yeah man, the game didn't last long, we served curry at the wedding.
Ben: Ahh, amateurs

by bennythebuttrapingbullet July 28, 2016

wedding crashered

When a person gives another a hand job in any public setting such as at dinner under the table (as seen in Wedding Crashers), on the dance floor while grinding, while in class, studying in the library, etc...

Last night at Homecoming Kaity totally wedding crashered Hoffman...

by TJ_Simp January 10, 2009

wisconsin wedding

A term on Urban Dictionary that is actually an inside joke among friends, reframed as a common definition.

Did you see the entry for 'Psycho Queen?' It makes no sense; it must be a Wisconsin Wedding.

by Swapan Basu May 19, 2008