cactus weasel 

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

cactus weasel by Vertigo January 11, 2004

titty weasel 

an irritating or bothersome person; the 'party pooper'.

Why you gotta be a little titty weasel!?

titty weasel by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007

clocking her weasel 

A word used to describe female masterbation.

Mainly used in San Diego State area.

The Girl was clocking her weasel, I know dude she cant get no dick

clocking her weasel by victorSDSU October 13, 2006

Muff weasel 

A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.

Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary

Muff weasel by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004

Washington Weasel

n. Mostly Corporate-Owned Republicans and Tea Party Movement Evangelical-Fundamentalist Fanatics proposing laws which decrease American Freedoms.

The Representative from Wisconsin is another Washington Weasel.

Washington Weasel by Jeokar June 8, 2011

Hiding the Weasel 

When a male inserst his Dilly dink (weiner) into a females Va jj(VAGINA) and it can not be seen and there fore it is in hiding.

Guy: Dude, when your mom comes in make sure were hiding the weasel.

Girl: Okay! :) sounds good.

Hiding the Weasel by Macavite Floator, and Puffet August 15, 2008

pickel weasel

a realy funny word

pickel weasel

pickel weasel by pickle December 11, 2003