vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

vibration goggles

state that ones eyes are in when smoking the drug "maryjane" when listening to certain types of trance music where ones eyes will "pulsate / vibrate" to the beat of the music like a visualization from windows media player.

yo man, this maryjanes WHACK and i got vibration goggles on im tripped duuude with a big smiley face Yo!

by Arhuu TimmErgh August 29, 2010

vegcation

Unable to afford a vacation where you go somewhere, people stay home and veg for long weekends or extra days off by watching TV and staying home.

My buddy and I couldn't afford to go anywhere for Labor day weekend, so we had a vegcation. We watched the telethon and ate frozen pizza.

by tigerrail September 7, 2010

Vacationing

The American custom of leaving both your brain and your house vacant for a half night and then 8 and one half days out of each year so you can keep your bank account vacant for half a week and 8 and one half months out of each year.

"Here's the vacationing plan family; on Friday after school mom will pack the snacks while everyone else tries to pack their clothes and toys, after everyone is done, mom makes adjustments on everyone's choice of clothing while everyone else makes adjustments on the health level of the snacks provided. Next, we leave California in time to check into the hotel in Vegas before checkout time so we have an hour to sleep so we don't waste the night that we already payed for in advance. Then we buy the necessities we forgot and drive across the country to get to Florida by Tuesday before midnight so we can get at least 4 hours of sleep before spending 2 half days and one night in the Disney World Resort and buy mom sneakers and use the kids' help to vacate the rest of Dad's savings accounts and max out the credit cards. We won't be able to afford another night at the resort so we take a 30 minute nap before checkout and shove what we can in the trunk and attempt to make it back to California in time to take a 30 minute nap before school starts and while Dad is sleeping on his desk at work Mom digs into her hidden cash stash to pay the speeding tickets and buy AAA insurance for next year's vacation."

by pastoryoshi November 14, 2011

Vacationship

When one or both parties of a relationship break up to partake in a fling which ends with the two aforementioned parties reentering their previous relationship.

John: "You're dating Kara now? Weren't you dating Ashley for 3 years?"
Steve: "We needed a break. This is just a vacationship"

by oxford-comma October 5, 2013

Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

vancation

A road trip where you and your friends pile into a van and spend over half of your vacation sitting cramped next to each other until all of you hate each other.

Mary and her group of besties went on a vancation, they haven't spoken to each other since they got back.

by wherethewildthingis April 4, 2014