Among ๐๐ฟ us ๐บ๐ธ in ๐ฝ real ๐ life ๐๐งฌ (sus, sus) Among ๐ฐ us ๐ฐ๐จ๐จ in ๐ฝ๐ real ๐น life ๐ (sus, sus) Playing โฃ๏ธ among ๐ฐ us ๐บ๐ธ๐จ in ๐ real ๐ท life ๐งฌ Spaceship with my โ๐ป๐๐ crew ๐ฌ Gonna ๐๐๐ split ๐บ๐ป up, ๐ฟ spread โจ out ๐๐ช 'Cause ๐ we ๐ฌ all ๐๐ฉ got ๐ tasks ๐๐ค to do ๐ค Gotta ๐ find ๐๐ the imposter ๐ซ As they ๐คผ try ๐ to sabotage Who ๐คท can ๐คฆ โ๏ธ we ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ trust ๐ซ in ๐ฉ๐ this among ๐๐ฝ us ๐บ๐ธ entourage? Heard ๐๐ป a sound, ๐ค turned ๐ around ๐ Looking ๐ up, ๐ looking ๐ down โฌ๏ธ Then ๐ฟ I ๐คข find ๐ a dead ๐ฉ body ๐ Gotta ๐ blow ๐ฌ the horn ๐ฏ emergency ๐จ Discussion ๐ค who ๐ฟ should ๐๐ค we ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ believe ๐ Can't ๐ decide ๐ฑ๐ฑ so now ๐ we ๐ฅ leave ๐ฆ๐ฅฐ Not โ sure ๐๐ what ๐คช๐คช I'm ๐ about ๐ฅ to see ๐๐ Will ๐ฅ it be ๐ a dead ๐ณ body? ๐ Still ๐ฅ have ๐๐ก๐ฃ a task I ๐ must ๐ซ complete ๐ซ Who's โ๏ธ the impostะตr? Looking ๐ sus, who โ can ๐บ we ๐ฆ๐ฐ trust? ๐ค Who's ๐คท the imposter? ๐ก๐ค Looking ๐ sus, who ๐ can wะต ๐ง trust? ๐ซ Who's ๐คท the imposter? ๐ซ Looking ๐ sus, who ๐คท can ๐ฅซ we ๐จ๐ฉ trust? ๐ค Who's ๐ the imposter? ๐ก๐ค Looking ๐๐ sus, who ๐๐คท can we ๐ง trust? ๐ค I'm ๐คช a ghost, ๐ป I'm ๐ my ๐ง๐ป โ๏ธ biggest ๐ fear ๐จ Got killedโฆ โฐ๏ธ
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Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to meโฆ
Brown: ยตm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes laterโฆ
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to meโฆ
Brown: ยตm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes laterโฆ
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
by RedIsSoSus November 20, 2022
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Kid: "You're imposter"
Kid: "You're such a monster"
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Kid: *crying like a 3 month old*
Kid: "You're imposter"
Kid: "You're such a monster"
Streamer: intense ohio screaming for 3 minutes straight
Kid: *crying like a 3 month old*
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