urinal wall

When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.

"Man I cant believe I Urinal Walled myself, quick grab a papertowel"

by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014

Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.

Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!

by CaptainPlank12 September 25, 2020

one foot in the urinal

Doing electrical work while putting oneself at risk by working with body grounded.

Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.

by barber of seville July 31, 2022

urinal anal fergus

when you piss out your asshole

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

Kid urinal

1. Used as a derogatory term to offend short people.
2. The short urinal in a bathroom

1. Dude, you’re such a kid urinal
2. You need to use the kid urinal?!

by Mr. yee December 5, 2017

Masculine Urination

Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.

Masculine urination on a tuesday

by thickcat3692 May 26, 2022

Urine Extractor

A device that takes your pee without you even using that feeling.

"Man, urine extractors kind of hurt."

by Rapid Rac December 22, 2018