two-penneth

Oldish English saying.
When someone gives you his thoughts and views or opinion on what you should do about a situation or dilemma. It suggests that the opinion may not be worth much, but might nevertheless help you in your decision making.

Well that's my two-penneth - take it or leave it!

by Drom May 29, 2008

Two camels in a tiny car

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

by Unknown1111234 February 2, 2010

two-faced bitch

1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.

If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!

by find_me February 13, 2005

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Two wrongs don't make a right

1: It is never right to wrong someone, even if they have wronged you first.

2: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone just because they did something bad to you first.

2: Pointing out somebody's wrongdoing to you will not correct a situation by doing wrong to that somebody.

The way the world is now, the phrase "two wrongs don't make a right" is getting blowed off more and more.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005

two puppies fighting under a blanket

When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan April 12, 2006