Tim Simpson

A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him

Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson

by Skeleton secretary August 15, 2019

Tim Theory

The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are

The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory

by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021

Turbo Tim

'n': The Chuck Norris of Snowmobiling.

'verb': To dominate a snow covered mountain.

There are no unclimbable mountains, only mountains TURBO TIM has yet to climb. Turbo Tim went back in time on his turbo Apex and simulaneously deflected both bullets whizzing towards JFK. The president was so astonished his head exploded. Turbo Tim lifted a stock Apex twice. Turbo Tim thought about round house kicking an XP and it fell apart. Gravity effects YOU. Turbo Tim effects gravity.

by RMK1155 October 13, 2007

Tim Day

A day where instead of working, you simply wander all over the office spending 10-15 minutes at each desk socializing. The effect is that not only do you have absolutely no productivity what so ever, but you lower the productivity of several other individuals. By the end of the day, the person has single-handedly caused a downgrade in productivity for the entire company.

I was up until 3am getting high and playing Nintendo so I'm not real motivated today. Maybe I'll just make it a tim day.

by Gooomba February 8, 2008

Tim

Adj. To consistently land girls rated a 4 out of 10 or lower. ie. to have no standards.

N. To be one who hooks up with many 4's on a regular basis.

V. To get drunk enough to hook up with a 4.

"Look at Victor, he's pulling a Tim!"

"Hey man, if she's drunk and you're drunk... fuck it."

"Dude, if there's grass play golf!"

"Fourrrrrrrrrrrr!"

by Hetzle7 November 20, 2009

Tim Capello

The muscle bound oiled up saxaphone god who appeared in the cult classic; The Lost Boys,.

If you ever have doubts in life, simply ask yourself; "Do I still believe?"

Sam; "Dang my life sucks, what am I gonna do?"

Ian; "Remember Tim Capello's wise words

do you still believe?"

Sam; "OH I STILL BELIEVE!!!"

by Altruistic Idealist May 19, 2010

timmy tim's

another word for timberlands shoes. Usually and normaly worn by dark skined people.

hey look at mah new Timmy Tim's dere anit notin like it.

by call me T December 16, 2005