dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.

He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

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What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

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Trade

Trade usually means do you want to swap nudes

Boy: hey you wanna trade?
Girl: sorry I’m in the dark I can’t.

by Slags and skets June 12, 2019

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trade deadline syndrome

A feeling or attitude that sports GMs get around the trade deadline that often makes them agree to trade deals that they would normally have rejected.

Sports fan 1: What? Why did they trade him?
Sports fan 2: (sighs) Just another victim of trade deadline syndrome...

by Wordsboy99 January 18, 2017

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dl trade

A “DL trade” is a homosexual male, that presents himself as a very masculine straight guy (trade). He’s gay, but keeps it on the down low (dl). He usually keeps his relationships with other men hidden.

— “Look at that fine ass guy! You think hes gay?”
“Ho that man is a dl trade, steer clear.”

— “My man my man my man, I wanna take him to the alter.”
“He’d have to come out first bitch!”

by wastingsomuchtime September 30, 2025

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