don't smother the baby 

Don't knock something before you try it.

John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."

don't smother the baby by pentaodin August 1, 2024

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL 

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

Don't pish on the whistle 

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

Don't pish on the whistle by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

Don't Touch The Poop 

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

Don't Touch The Poop by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

Don't know the meaning of the word 

behave as if unaware of the concept referred to or implied.

"“Humanity?” You don't know the meaning of the word!"

Don't know the meaning of the word by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Don’t burn the birthday boy 

A phrase used when someone puts down someone who is happy about

Person 1-“hey guys i got a new dog im so happy” Person 2-“Why is it so ugly” Person 3-“Come on dude, don’t burn the birthday boy”

Don’t burn the birthday boy by useful duck June 11, 2025

Don't pay the wrong person 

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.

Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."

Don't pay the wrong person by Hym Iam June 17, 2025