Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head

My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.

by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017

terminal lag

Lag that causes you to die in a video game.

I was playing some Half-Life when it started running slow and I experienced some terminal lag! Aaargh!!

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. November 30, 2017

Termite

Someone (usually family) that only visits twice a year, stays for a week, lives off of you, and doesn't get a job.

Im sorry, I can't go out today. I have this termite living in the house and he's eaten all the food.

by whoiswhitenoise April 22, 2018

Terminator Syndrome

When you find out your best friend is actually your son, because you went back in time and fucked his mum.

I'm sorry sir. According to the blood test your friend has Terminator Syndrome...and he is your daddy.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 4, 2019

Terminator grip

A saying used to describe a grip that is so strong, that the person holding the set item can still hold on, even if they are violently shaken

You've got a Terminator grip on that door handle! I'm surprised you've been able to hold that thing shut for so long!

by Buttered Quayle April 12, 2020

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog

Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging

by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021