Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.

Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.

by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011

justice tears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

Tear drop

Tear drop

Tear drop

by anonymous March 16, 2021

spanish tears

Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.

Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.

by Gobjob December 28, 2018

Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube

Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm

by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017

true tears

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.

Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.

by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016

Hungover tears

When hungover and you feel so terrible that you feel like you are dying, then you feel worse when you realise that you will survive.

I had a huge night last night, now I have an extreme case of hungover tears

by Wurdsmyth von Cokesucker October 22, 2017