Screaming Scutters

Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out.
aka
Screaming shcitters
screaming scour

Had a curry lastnight and had a woeful session of the screaming scutters after.

by TPDC130 April 10, 2007

Screaming Scutters

Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out.
aka
Screaming shcitters
screaming scour

Had a curry lastnight and had a woeful session of the screaming scutters after.

by TPDC130 April 11, 2007

Pet Sitter

A pet-sitter is a girl (or guy) who thinks he/she is a girlfriend/boyfriend to someone who is out of town hooking up with randoms knowing that his/her pet is in good hands.

Marcus went to Hawaii for work, leaving his 13 year old dog with his 'Pet Sitter'. Marcus was able to check in with said "pet-sitter" to ensure his dog's happiness, while still carousing around Hawaii trolling for a good time.

by Irisheyeskb August 8, 2013

Baby Sitter

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.

I was had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.

by Saints October 19, 2003

stutter texting

when you dont know how to respond to someone, and you type sensless letters in no specific order.

Bob: I screwed your sister last night...
George: Uh... cjesg cmgrfushv,hbugui <-----(this is stutter texting, my friend)

by jhgfhdtjdgfk January 16, 2011

scutterer

Hunter of skinless zombies

He took out a shotgun, blasted that skinless zombie in the face, and made himself a scutterer

by jebussaves December 1, 2006

smutter gutter

one who enjoys having pleasures recieved in random uncleanly places.....usually leading to a low self esteem, and offten can be found posted up behind ur local neighborhood dumpsters

Matt: ayo trock...this chickenhead tammy is a real smutter gutter.....she jus slobbd my knob behind tha one stop shop...

by chicknhed September 19, 2009