cockwashing station

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.

I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"

by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

Thommy Thommy Situation

A statement used against someone when they are in a difficult or uncomfortable situation that they don’t know how to get out of,they avoid or get rid of this situation by ‘ghosting’ or ignoring it.

Person 1: Bro this girl fucks w me but i don’t feel the same way,and i don’t know how to handle it.
Person 2: Damn bro,it looks like you’re in a Thommy Thommy Situation

Person 1: I guess i have to ghost her :(

by Thommyyy1x January 27, 2021

There’s movement at the station

Very old Aussie slang, taken from banjo Patterson’s “man from snowy river”.

“There was movement at the station for the word had got about”

Can have two meanings:
No. 1: Something is going on

No.2: You need to poo...now

Are there any dunnys near here cause there’s movement at the station.

by Em dog February 19, 2020

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

i be swaggin (in my station wagon)

term used to describe someone who is very cool but has an old, ugly, or broken down car. doesn't have to be a station wagon, can be any car. usually a first car handed down from parents.

when Braydon rolls up everyone knows he be swaggin' in his station wagon.

"i be swaggin (in my station wagon)"

by uvgtmeppnchmpyn March 17, 2010

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010