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Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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casebook stalking

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.
Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.
by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015
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Ear Spanking

An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.
1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
by Mihighness September 8, 2005
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Grand Standing

Look at dude over there grand standing tryna impress allison. pshhhh
by Justin Kane February 19, 2009
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Duck Stacking

The hottest new underground sport, full of CRAZY, INTENSE ACTION. The goal is to stack as many rubber ducks atop each other as possible before your tower falls. Competitive duck stacking circles can be found in underground clubs if you know who to ask.
"Hey man, have you ever tried Duck Stacking?"

"Tried it!? Dude, I did a quadruple-helix megastack of 5 ducks, yesterday."

"Fuck you, man, you're full of shit."
by Hotels March 18, 2009
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stalking

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.
1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*
by billygoatofdoom(again) July 7, 2011
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Standing 69 Cartwheel

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits a wall. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.
My favorite position is the Standing 69 Cartwheel it won me a talent show ribbon and I found out my peni can hold up 130 pounds HOLLA AT ME
by Anthony Manalo June 6, 2007
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