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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
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The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.
The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?
by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021
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Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.
She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!
by Qhwan August 11, 2021
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The Smashing Pumpkins

A kick ass alternative rock band who are criticized by lovers who listen to mainstream pop music on mtv or listen to some clubland bullshit.
The Smashing Pumpkins is one of the best bands ever hands down.
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
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The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smashing Pumpkins are an American Alternative rock band originating from Chicago. The band was formed in 1988 with Billy Corgan as the frontman, guitarist and the primary composer, D'arcy Wretzky as the Bass Guitarist and Jimmy Chamberlin as the drummer. A pretty fucking good band back in the day and I wish I wad alive during the time they were mainstream, but sadly I was born in 2004.
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is the most kick ass album released by The Smashing Pumpkins
by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022
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Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom
Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom
by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022
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Super Smashing Great

A line from british television show Bulllseye.
"That was Super Smashing Great!"
by F2S July 24, 2024
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