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Slurp

The act of smirking and sticking out the tip of your tongue at your friend because you are in a better position than him.

i.e 1. revealing something which greatly annoys your friend but is advantageous for you, 2. your friend loses at something but you win, 3. your friend loses something which you have
#1
dude 1: F**K I can't believe my wallet is lost! Now I can't go to the club tonight.
dude 2: Oh. :) I guess I still have my wallet and I at least one of us will have fun tonight *SLURP*

#2
dude 1: Dammit! I got 32/50 on the test! 1 point from an A
dude 2: *SLURP* *Shows his test score: 33/50*

#3
dude 2: Have you gotten you drivers licence yet?
dude 1: No
dude 2: *Takes our car keys and head towards his car* *SLURP*
by SwedishPersian February 10, 2010
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Slurp Durp

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.
by Funkenation July 9, 2011
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slurk

someone (particularly female) who tries to make friends with everyone, and abandoning their real friends in the progress but when the he/she loses contact with these new friends, tries to befriend the old ones again.
Gabriella moved me down on her top friends the other day, did she move you down too?
Yeah.
I bet she will try and be friends with us again when her new friends realise what a slurk she is.
by johnnnn56789 December 16, 2008
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Slurm

This is not the correct definition for a "slurm" but its my own definition!

A slurm is a word to describe a males penis that is long and thick! Long like a worm and thick like a slug therefor it is a slurm! (Slu) being the slug(thick,fat penis) and (rm) being worm(long penis)
Did you see Chris's cock! He has a slurm! It looks so tasty!

Your penis isn't a slurm like mine!
by Eminem2k13 December 3, 2013
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slurp

The spit and or food bits that fly out of one's mouth when speaking/singing
Chris was talking to me and he ended up slurping all over my shirt.

Dude, cover your mouth before you slurp on me.
by Phife October 12, 2004
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shlurp

Much like shnuggle, reversed for couples who are very deeply in love to the point where they use cute, childlike variations of words. Generally a kiss where the female somehow uses her tongue, not completly different from frenching.
"Oh you look so adorable today..lemme shlurp you!!"
by Daniel McDade April 10, 2004
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Slurp juice

When you stick a straw in a random horny homeless persons ass and you suck right on there ass hole with shit flying up the straw
by Dis sack 203 April 2, 2019
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