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Springer

A crude smoking device constructed out of a length of tubing and a glass bottle from a Spring Valley Juice.
1. Yo, pack us up a springer.

2. Kalvin arched his neck back as he took the full brunt of the springer.
by nanoloop August 17, 2009
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springer

v. to be so trashy and raucous, that the incident would appear on the Jerry Springer TV Show
My sister is a drug addict who can't keep her kids. She's so Springer!
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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Sprinter

A name for people who sprint through each level in L4D2 to the safe room.
"Have you heard of Nikki, Sean, and Noah?"
"You mean the Sprinters?"
"Yeah!"
"Of course! I wish i could sprint like them!"
by Nikki xD February 6, 2010
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springerfication

The complete degradation of the general media due to the influence of The Jerry Springer Show. Going the trashy route.
One :
Betty: Woah, what's going on in finance? Jenn is really getting a bit outrageous with her attire.
Bob: I know. I am personally enjoying her total springerfication, if you know what I mean ;.

Two :
Betty: Did you hear what happened to Don Imus? Like, was he fired? What happened?
Bob: I know. It's true. And after the complete mass-Springerfication of television media I thought you could pretty much get away with anything.
by sinusbrady April 20, 2007
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sprinkler system slap

As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time
as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D
by shadow of life November 4, 2009
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sprinkler dick

When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.

Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!

I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
by cdp101 November 22, 2011
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Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.
Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.
by RiddyTX June 25, 2015
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