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Spackcess

(Disabled Access)

The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.

Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.

These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.

OR

'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021
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lil speak

The language spoken by rapper Lil Jon, lil speak consists mainly of three words...YEAH, WHAT, OKAY, and the ocassional LET'S GO! Lil speak is derived from the commonly spoken english language but it will soon be a universally spoken unilanguage.
Dave: You want to go get something to eat?
Tom: WHAT?
Dave: I said do you want to get something to eat?
Tom: WHAT?
Dave: Tom, are you deaf?! Do you want some fucking food?!
Tom: YEAH! OKAY! LET'S GO!
Dave: I hate lil speak. Damn you, Lil Jon! Damn you to hell!
by arel June 9, 2007
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nco speak

When Non-Commissioned Officers of a military service make up words to sound educated, even though they clearly lack any sophisticated language skills.

This includes terminology such as Irregardless, which is now so mainstream that it appears in Merriam-Webster's dictionary despite the "Ir-" prefix acting as a negation, so the definition shifts to "not regardless" creating helpless confusion among any that actually know how to use English when this particular atrocity is used.
"Irregardless, you need to get that done, Private."

"I'm sorry, I'm an English major so I don't understand your NCO Speak."
by TheSpecialist October 16, 2013
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Negro Speak

The way a black person speaks because they refuse to speak proper english.
Also see Ebonics.
I couldn't understand the black guy over there because of his negro speak.
He just kept making up slang and didn't say anything substantial.
by Eater of Cherries September 24, 2004
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Stifler Speak

when u say a swear word combined with an innocent word...like how stifler did in american pie
*someone* "whats up shitlips"....*you* "dude u use stifler speak too much"
by Sean Jaskiewicz January 2, 2009
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Ass Spackle

When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.
Did you just shit? Know thats my ass spackle.
by David Love May 18, 2008
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Spack

A derogatory term for the "Penguins of Madagascar" Skipper, Rico, Private, and Kowalski.
"Those damn penguins are all no good dirty spacks!"

"Get the hell out of here you fucking spack!"
by SkoobySkiop May 16, 2020
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