Plus-sized

A term for morbidly obese people, mostly women.

What’s your opinion on plus-sized women?
Their fucking fat

by Devappl June 5, 2022

Bieber Sized Condom

Condom Sized

Extra Large
Large
Medium
Semi Medium
Average
Small
Extra Extra Small
Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010

smile empty soul

the most kick ass band anywhere. they are alternative rock, 3 guy band

dude i love smile empty soul, they are the best ever.

by smile_empty_soul_for_prez January 22, 2004

smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 17, 2006

Kyle Smile

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners cheeks, forming a smile similar to the Joker's.

After butt sex, he gave her a Kyle Smile.

by Franklin "whitey" Bluth February 18, 2009

ass smile

The smile formed by the bottom of a woman's ass cheeks. Must be a small tight ass to make a smile and not an ass grimace. Usually present on slender chicks.

I nearly starched myself after seeing her ass smile in those tight jeans.

by Smiley Ass April 4, 2007

family size

A family size is a 1.75 liter bottle of liqour

Hey Jake, want to drink a liter of vodka tonight?

No way dude I want to split a family size.

by David Berns April 20, 2006