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brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian
by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022
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Sunlight sinking syndrome

A condition where sunlight sinks your mood .
He's can't go out tomorrow because of his sunlight sinking syndrome.
by Nopr August 21, 2023
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The Siskiyou Starfish

When you lay down on your back and have the local whore lick your butthole. When your close to finishing your grip her head in a leg lock so she can't pull away or speak and scream " you have the right to remain silent" over and over while her husband watches.
Man last night I can't believe Kendra let me give her the Siskiyou starfish.
by Machxerro March 6, 2025
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Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.
I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025
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VEL MUDA SICKID DRED

A slang originated in the Bahamas and commonly used to express amazement or surprise. In fact it can be used to express any strong feeling. It is not limited. Usually accompanied with the word "well" in front of it.I

It also can be refered to when you are talk to somebody in person.
"VEL MUDA SICKID DRED"
MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL JUST GOT HIT FROM A CAR.

"VEL MUDA SICKID DRED"
I DID SO BAD ON THAT EXAM I MAY FAIL THAT CLASS

"VEL MUDA SICKID DRED"
I FORGET MY CELL PHONE HOME
by newimprove242 March 14, 2010
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to save your sinking Titanic

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail.
mother: George look at your grades. You' re failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

mother: At least it's worth a try, don't ya think so?
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
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Chuckin a Sickie

CHUCKIN A SICKIE - Faking you’re too sick to come into work when you’re actually hungover from the previous night or going to do something with your friends.
I’m chuckin a sickie tomorrow because I don’t wanna work .

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by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018
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