seallis

What used to be the Sears Tower & now is the Willis tower.

Chicago changed the Sears Tower to the Willis Tower, but look how erect that building is, that's the Seallis (Cialis)Tower!

by Sanet March 13, 2009

Land Seal

A dog.

A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal

by LocalCheeseMonger February 16, 2018

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

dropping a SEAL team

Army jargon for taking a dump.

Your 240 gunner's behind that tree dropping a SEAL team!

by Megaloman March 5, 2009

Open the Seven Seals

Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.

The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.

John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.

Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."

Did he get fired?

He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.

Damn.

by RogueSamurai August 19, 2010

Melting Elephant Seal

In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.

Did you see what Killini did to Rainmeadow last night? Totally gave her a melting elephant seal!

by Tichojenkins November 12, 2022

Dead Seal Crawl

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.

1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.

by Xx.xX June 18, 2008