smoke screen 

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.

smoke screen by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

Pipe Screen 

A metal screen made of brass or steel that is placed towards the bottom of a tobacco pipe about 1/8 inch from the bottom. It is used to prevent Dottle from forming and being drawn into the stem filter or into the smokers mouth.

Dottle is truly disgusting and for pipe smokers that "Push" (push saliva down the stem into the bowl accidentally) dottle is unavoidable without using a screen.

John used to avoid smoking black cavendish because it's sweet flavor would cause him to push, and the resulting dottle would ruin his pipe forever. Now that John bought a pack of pipe screens he can finally smoke black cavendish without forming dottle!

Pipe Screen by Tomboy554 June 30, 2009

the screen savers 

the best show techtv had going for them until faggots at g4 took over. They have taken out the entire original cast and replaced them with complete posers who dont even know technology. But thats ok the now 99% of the show isnt even about technology anymore.

Unless your some faggot fanboy yo would know g4 sux.

the screen savers by uncle sam December 11, 2004

Blue Screen Of Death 

An annoying screen that windows users see at least once a day that kills everythig you were doing at the time

*drools over porn*
*blue screen of death pops uo*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blue Screen Of Death by Darkmaster2004 April 19, 2006

blue screen 

When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.

Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1

blue screen by 1337guy September 22, 2003

blue screen of death 

what sees a Windows user most frequently

Wow, that's my 36343573th BSOD this day.

blue screen of death by cork July 7, 2003

Print Screen Sheriff 

Someone who will print screen everything potentially embarassing that someone says on IM.
Usually one of those really annoying people that could make absolutely ANYTHING an innuendo for something.

Josh: well tell me when you want it
Beth: :D
Beth: oh i will Josh.
Beth: *print screens*
Josh: You're such a print screen sheriff!
Beth: Keeping the IM world safer for both of us.

Print Screen Sheriff by |Beth! January 11, 2008