Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.

I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017

scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins

hun scooter boys are virgins for life.

by kickrocks November 28, 2020

Yellow scooter

The yellow scooter is a term used when you see a fat bitch and want her to fuck with you on a yellow scooter

Ayy Theo I want her on my yellow scooter

by Cjashh September 27, 2020

Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.

My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.

by Goyoza June 24, 2010