Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 19, 2010

Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.

Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!

by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018

National Cock Slapping Day

April 7th, national cock slapping day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day

by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022

batter bitch slapper

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

slapp'n

meaning cool, tight, or off the hizzi fo shizzi

son that party was slapp'n

by mari + carly May 13, 2005

slappy dappys

the interaction between two individuals when they first encounter each other

I was walkin down the street and seen my homie. I walked up to him and said " O shit son, whats good...show me some love where my slappy dappys at?"

by niggles_607 May 2, 2010