Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
by anon June 2, 2004

by laeiryn August 8, 2008

A god awful deathcore band from Ohio who constantly tours with good death metal bands.
They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.
They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.
by TheUnoChampion February 17, 2010

by Vikingr May 1, 2009

A very insecure and ugly girl inside and out. She is known of being compulsively borrowing things from her peers and never return it. Pretends that she is a friend but mocks you like a slimy snake as she is.
by Lady Tsunade March 20, 2017

A fucking moron who sucks dick at cross country. Constantly has an object in his asshole. His head is literally a fucking almond and is often referred to “faggit”.
by ToeSucka October 9, 2017

Insane guy from Guns n Roses. Was pretty good at doing what he did, and mostly keeps to himself nowadays.
Get over it, people. Maybe he wants a break. He's still the shit though. Who else records himself screwing a random chick and then plays it in the background of a song? Only Axl.
Get over it, people. Maybe he wants a break. He's still the shit though. Who else records himself screwing a random chick and then plays it in the background of a song? Only Axl.
by Utz89 December 21, 2004
