C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk) 

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk) by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

Iraqi Root Canal 

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

Iraqi Root Canal by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Katie Root 

A very hot, beautiful, sexy, smart girl who loves giving hugs, kisses and are seen with floyd.

Damn, Katie Root still loves floyd.

Katie Root by F70 October 9, 2008

Baby root

Ie the ugly fuck in the film Goonies , A fat ponsing fuck who borrows quality porn, and never returns it, who lives in council accomodation with his equally ugly missus and kids

That Kevin George from Dagenham the cauliflowered eared mother fucker can only get it up whilst watching banned horror films with his Mum,the Norman Bates doppelganger

Baby root by Hessay April 15, 2003

people of the root 

Black people, or people of African descent. This term refers to the common presence of roots in many African tribes' diets, as well as the use of roots for medicinal purposes, which is common to many African tribes.

Guy 1: Hey, look, there's a person on the roof.
Guy 2: A person of the root?
Guy 1: No, he's not black.

people of the root by BootParty1488 January 11, 2005

i am root 

In computer-speak, root is the base directory (folder) on which a system runs off of. So Win32 (Thats Windows) and Unix (thats Mac), and some Linux, the root is "/". ALL operations on the computer are subject to the root command (command put in with nothing before it but "/")

I.E. the basic ruling principal for a computer. I am root means i am god of this computer system (or just earth)

I owned your network using SSH and sudo commands. I am root.

Can also be used like leet/1337. I.E. i am root haxor (instead of 1337)

i am root by Dean Machikas September 22, 2007

Jager Root 

1 oz Jager and 2 oz of Vanilla Cola... This is a wonderful shot that tastes like Root Beer! This is a great alternative for those of you who don't like mixing energy drinks with alcohol!

Man I got messed up last night on Jager Root's, sure love those things!

Jager Root by Bartender for years! August 5, 2009