A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.
She sounds like she's a little stuffed up today ... her boyfriend probably gave her a Vantucky Snot Rocket last night
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Get the Dirt Rocket mug.A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.
At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.
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Not even the biggest, blackest boner compares to my lap rocket.
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